Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

She left me on the beach and went into the bathroom to jerk off

There will be no exercise equipment today — sit on your dick, I'll train you myself

Hired a room in the hotel for an hour to get laid with a new girl

How can you not come on such a sweetheart when she wants cum so badly?